Why brown bears are my favorite animal
- •They look like they'd be fun to cuddle withI'd want to be the little spoon
- •They have strong family bondsDon't mess with my sister, yo!
- •They'll eat pretty much anythingLike seat cushions and shit.
- •They get to sleep through winterNo scraping ice off my car?!
- •They can rip your fucking head offThey are badass motherfuckers