Why brown bears are my favorite animal

  1. They look like they'd be fun to cuddle with
    I'd want to be the little spoon
  2. They have strong family bonds
    Don't mess with my sister, yo!
  3. They'll eat pretty much anything
    Like seat cushions and shit.
  4. They get to sleep through winter
    No scraping ice off my car?!
  5. They can rip your fucking head off
    They are badass motherfuckers