6 WAYS I BEHAVED MYSELF AT LAST NIGHTS OPEN BAR
- •Stared long and hard at the nacho platter but didn't eat the whole thing
- •Talked to only three people about the jalapeño ratio on the nacho platter
- •Diverted the conversation to best nachos in nyc after the (white) guy I was talking to told me he gets "nervous in Bed Stuy"
- •Didn't take the nachos home with me in a doggie bag
- •Didn't order nachos from Seameless because I fell asleep on my couch with the app open on my phone.
- •Shit. Did I do coke off of the toilet paper dispenser? Whatever. I didn't eat all of the nachos.