MY PSYCHIC

  1. Was on an episode of Seinfeld
  2. Talked to my dead grandma who "got annoyed because I was interrupting the TV"
  3. Flew to Casablanca with a stranger when she was 16
  4. Had legal issues with Kevin Spacey
  5. Speaks to animals and has a pet squirrel
  6. Casually stopped me during a hike to tell me she knows my ex and I weren't having sex
  7. Solves crimes for the LAPD
  8. Told me that I'm complex