THOUGHTS IVE HAD ON A MEDIOCRE DATE

  1. Too much back story, bro.
  2. YOU DONT EAT CHEESE????????????????
  3. You'd die first in the apocalypse.
  4. You "don't leave the West Village"?? Emily - stop your eyes from rolling. STOP.
  5. Pllllllease order the burger I want a bite!! Fuck. A salad???? Fuck.
  6. (singing in head) mooooooore wiiiiiiiine
  7. Ehhhh I'd still make out with him.