WHEN READING NABOKOV'S PALE FIRE

  1. Whhattttttttt
  2. He's fucking with me. He's fucking with you, Emily "the reader" Hebner. Don't listen to this shit.
  3. Canto One! I'm going to engrave you on my wall.
  4. Go back and circle all the references to "gray"
  5. And then Freud shows up. Naturally.
  6. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. So I'm going to have to reread this. Every year. For the rest of my life.