I was only playing S Club 7 because I was DJing a roadtrip, I promise!!
  1. Once, I had to write a rebel fight song about the metric system (grad school is weird), so naturally, I did a deep dive into Kid Rock's discography and lyrics. And my friends did a deep dive into torment and mocking me.
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    That flowing mane is all the inspiration I needed, though.
  2. Let's not forget the time I was listening to my "Mofos <3 Motown" mix at the gym and received millions (okay, three) screenshots of me listening to "Let's Get It On"
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    I was just trying to get my fitness on.
  3. Paul McCartney is a legend. He made some great music with The Beatles. His stuff with Wings is pretty good. But the true pinnacle of his music career (and tbh all of music) was Wonderful Christmastime. I listen to it year round, but I don't need the rest of the world to know- they just wouldn't understand, and their mocking screenshots prove that.
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    Simply having a Wonderful Christmastime in April.
  4. Full disclosure, I love Disclosure. And when their last album came out, it was all I listened to for three weeks (it's still all I listen to but I break it up with some Amy Grant Christmas for balance). I was about 23 days into my Disclosure binge when I got a text reading, "Emily, chill with the Disclosure. Eat a vegetable." Rude in so many ways.
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    It's like Guy (or Howard- they look the same) is wondering the exact same thing I am: "whyyyy would you make her stop??"
  5. Sometimes, a girl just needs to listen to some Celtic pop in the form of Clannad. I was listening to "Theme From Harry's Game" on loop when the beauty of Enya's voice was interrupted with the horrendous mocking of my "friends."
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    Who needs friends when you have an Irish clan?