HIGH HEEL HAIKUS

I wore heels all day today. The pain makes me wax poetic.
  1. Sexy black high heels
  2. Torture at its loveliest
  3. Ready to destroy
  4. ...
  5. At 5'2 I shrink
  6. O heels great giver of height
  7. Fashion's loyal friend
  8. Defining my calves
  9. Heels my cherished enemy
  10. Toes cry for relief
  11. Why do I wear these?
  12. As a feminist it is
  13. A sweet conundrum
  14. Built to withstand pain
  15. My toes need to woman up
  16. For the greater good
  17. Enduring the pain
  18. Only to wear them again
  19. Sweet relief for now