THE FRENCH FRIES OF OUR LIVES 🍟

Approved chain establishments in order of deliciousness.
  1. 1.
    McDonald's
    The trifecta of salt, texture, and temperature. When they're perfect salted, the perfect mixture of soggy and crisp and piping HOT, it's nirvana. Otherwise, send them back.
  2. 2.
    Five Guys Cajun Fries
    Lite on the seasoning, must eat with ketchup. What do you mean you prefer the Regular fries?! Leave at once.
  3. 3.
    In-n-Out
    The only fry that has managed to be crispy throughout and still delicious.
  4. 4.
    Chick-Fil-A waffle fries
    Unremarkable, but don't turn them away. The fact that they're served with such pleasant manners makes them taste better.
  5. 5.
    Smashburger sweet potato fries
    Yummy for the tummy but very nearly overpriced.
  6. 6.
    Wendy's
    A last resort. A good choice if you want to feel healthy by eating "natural cut" fries with sea salt.
  7. 7.
    DQ, BK, J in the B
    NEVER 💩😷