WEIRD THINGS I SAID TO MY KIDS THIS WEEK…PART ONE
I say a lot of things to my kids, but these stand out the most
- •Let's put your tail back onHalloween related.
- •Stop rubbing that cheese on your lipsCheese ain't lip gloss, little lady.
- •Don't lick your finger after it's been in your nose
- •Get your diaper bum outta my faceAnytime my youngest tackles me she manages to sit or straddle my face with her bum.
- •Stop touching my face with your saliva fingersAgain, my youngest.