I say a lot of things to my kids, but these stand out the most
  1. Let's put your tail back on
    Halloween related.
  2. Stop rubbing that cheese on your lips
    Cheese ain't lip gloss, little lady.
  3. Don't lick your finger after it's been in your nose
  4. Get your diaper bum outta my face
    Anytime my youngest tackles me she manages to sit or straddle my face with her bum.
  5. Stop touching my face with your saliva fingers
    Again, my youngest.