WHY I CAN'T GET BEHIND BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING

  1. Waking up at 4:45 AM so we can leave by 5 to make it to a store by 6.
  2. Making workers wake up even earlier than that so we can make it to a store by 6.
  3. Waking up early
  4. Waking up early
  5. Don't even get me started on making my fellow Americans work on a national holiday to satisfy commercial lusts.
  6. It's mainly the waking up early.
  7. Annnnd, here I am at 5:00 AM typing out this list on the way with my mom and sister to the Kate Spade door buster sale.
  8. Why are these masochists making me wake up so damn early?!?!
  9. Oooh we are gonna get such good deals.
  10. Here we go!