To be read with enthusiasm
- •The perfect place to celebrate your honeymoon if you've never had sex!
- •You'll lose Instagram followers from your incessant posting!
- •Not a poor person in sight!
- •Harry Potter, who?
- •No, within these walls it's totally cool if your child hugs an adult stranger!
- •Where pullover sweatshirts in boiling temperatures never goes out of style!
- •Get a blister!
- •It's a small (minded) world after all!
- •Find a black person, and please report them immediately!
- •We broke your favorite child stars!
- •We underpay our talented performers so we can overcharge you!
- •If you're a woman and lost in the park, a man will rescue you!
- •We reinforce sexist ideals and unattainable standards of beauty!
- •Forget about your parent's divorce and/or dead sibling. Magic is real!
- •The happiest place on earth if you're a child born into privilege!