1. Barbra Streisand b*tch slapping Celine Dion in the face
  2. Immortality for my mother
  3. White people letting bacon novelty gifts die
  4. Freeing a baby elephant from captivity and reuniting it with its mother in the wild
  5. Conceiving a child with Harry Styles
  6. Having naturally pale pink hair
  7. Knowing the true identity of Jack the Ripper
  8. Gender Equality