THINGS I WANT TO REMEMBER WHEN I'M DRUNK LATER AT THE BAR
Advice to my later drunk self
- •You have to work in the morning
- •Calm down, you're only 23. You don't need to meet a nice boy and get married right yet
- •Beer before liquor, NEVER BEEN SICKER. So don't get that whiskey you've been talking about all day.
- •You don't need to freak the fuck out whenever one of your "favourite songs" comes on. Control yourself.
- •Stay put. You don't need to become a bar-hopping bar star.
- •Stand up straight damnit
- •Reapply your lipstick 💄
- •Have fun. And even if you're not that drunk, DANCE💃🏼