THINGS I WANT TO REMEMBER WHEN I'M DRUNK LATER AT THE BAR

Advice to my later drunk self
  1. You have to work in the morning
  2. Calm down, you're only 23. You don't need to meet a nice boy and get married right yet
  3. Beer before liquor, NEVER BEEN SICKER. So don't get that whiskey you've been talking about all day.
  4. You don't need to freak the fuck out whenever one of your "favourite songs" comes on. Control yourself.
  5. Stay put. You don't need to become a bar-hopping bar star.
  6. Stand up straight damnit
  7. Reapply your lipstick 💄
  8. Have fun. And even if you're not that drunk, DANCE💃🏼