SHIT MAL HAS DONE TO ME
When your best friend's favorite hobby is fucking with you..
- •Forgot that she told a lie about our other best friend having a freaky foot fetish in HS..remembered and told me a few years later that it was a lie.
- •Told me that our friend was bringing a blind girl named "Helen" to a bar to meet us..she was not blind.
- •Sent me a picture she found on Facebook of somebody holding their shit pretending it was hers..
- •Hit me in the head with a giant black dildo that she ordered off of Amazon. Aka "colossus"