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- •"Large size condoms"Magnums. They're called magnums.
- •"Handmade bible stand"What would your mother say if she knew about this?
- •"FREE empty DVD cases"Oh thank god. I was wondering where I'd be able to find those.
- •if the rhetoric used during this campaign has made you afraid;
- •if you fear for your ability to control your own body, to marry whomever you love, to pursue your dreams;
- •if your voice has been stripped away by the espousal of sexism, racism, and xenophobia;
- •"that makes me smart."Where is the supporting evidence? 0/100.
- •"believe me."Argument not well-defended. 0/100.
- •"she doesn't have the look; the stamina."Incomplete assessment of the author's character development. 0/100.
what's the endgame here, boys?
- •Gentrificationcage free gummy worms and locally sourced sour patch kids!
- •Party Hard Starter Pack™
- •Aesthetically Pleasing Wheaties Boxthx Obama
- •haha no
- •YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
- •Jesus Christ can we please not
two-for-one stocking stuffers, folks!
- •Bristle Free Grill BrushBack massager
- •Foodie DiceInspiration for kinky role-play ("why yes; I'd love to sauté your beef")
- •Himalayan Salt Plank Scrubber BrushPedicure foot file tool
- •Attending Bible Study at a MegaChurch
- •Watching re-runs of Grease Live™
- •Sleeping on a mattress made of cacti
@michael_circa91 this is seriously wishful thinking, but anything for #TeamMarge
- •Wizard Jesus was actually in King's Landing during Cersei's Wildfire of Mass Destruction!
- •Which means that he bore witness to this neon shit show...
- •And snatched up Marge's flawless face out of the radioactive rubble.
- •NeosporinIf you buy new tubes on a regular basis you're up to some shady shit and everybody knows it.
- •MouthwashBut...I'm just gonna spit it out anyways??
- •PicklesThese, along with cockroaches, will be the only things to survive nuclear warfare.