DISHES THAT SITCOM ALTER-EGOS WOULD BRING TO MY FRIENDSGIVING DINNER

  1. Victor Nightingale: cookie jar collector
    Apple Pie Cookies
  2. Chareth Cutestory: maritime lawyer, specializing in pirates
    Ginger Maple Spiced Rum Martinis
  3. Hugh Honey: real estate agent
    Honey-Roasted Butternut Pumpkin Soup
  4. Burt Macklin, F.B.I.
    Bacon-wrapped turducken
  5. H. E. Pennypacker: industrialist, philanthropist, bicyclist
    Stuffed sweet potatoes with pecan and marshmallow streusel
  6. Duke Silver: Jazz Saxophonist
    Bourbon and Candied Bacon Brussels Sprouts
  7. Clive Bixby: visiting businessman
    Cornbread stuffing with fennel, apples, and clove
  8. Julius Pepperwood: ex-cop, ex-marine
    Black pepper biscuits with cranberry sage brown butter
  9. Stefan Urquelle: smooth-talking ladies' man
    Elegant Cranberry Pomegranate Terrine