Expiration Dates that I Always Ignore

  1. Neosporin
    If you buy new tubes on a regular basis you're up to some shady shit and everybody knows it.
  2. Mouthwash
    But...I'm just gonna spit it out anyways??
  3. Pickles
    These, along with cockroaches, will be the only things to survive nuclear warfare.
  4. Boxed Cake Mix
    So what if I don't plan on baking it until next Valentine's Day?
  5. Toxic Friendships
    For some reason, I always stick around too long.