Expiration Dates that I Always Ignore
- •NeosporinIf you buy new tubes on a regular basis you're up to some shady shit and everybody knows it.
- •MouthwashBut...I'm just gonna spit it out anyways??
- •PicklesThese, along with cockroaches, will be the only things to survive nuclear warfare.
- •Boxed Cake MixSo what if I don't plan on baking it until next Valentine's Day?
- •Toxic FriendshipsFor some reason, I always stick around too long.