but that it plagued us with nonetheless
  1. for that person who hates readable text but also loves glitter
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  2. for that person who instagrams lattees w/ the caption "espresso yourself"
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  3. for that person whose motto is "more is more"
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  4. for the European traveler who spends approx. 3 days in each city
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  5. for the adult who's still *young at heart*
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  6. for the kid who thinks he's hilarious
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  7. for that person who's still trying to make fetch happen
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  8. for the person who models for that boutique her aunt owns
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  9. for that kid who can't actually name all 4 of the Beatles
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  10. for the gal who asked you to help fund to her mission trip in Fiji
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  11. for the girl who skipped her psych exam to go to Coachella
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