GREAT IN THEORY, DREADFUL IN REALITY

  1. A pet bird
  2. An uber driver who expresses genuine interest in your wellbeing
  3. A partner who can't live without you
  4. Candy for dinner
  5. Mashups
  6. Splitting the bill evenly
  7. Lord of the Rings marathon
  8. Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks
  9. Red Box
  10. Wide-brimmed hats
  11. Burning all of your money and moving to the Alaskan wilderness
  12. Moscow Mules
  13. Sharing spaghetti and meatballs
  14. Making a mix tape for a crush