Hide-n-Seek Hiding Spots That Resulted In My Babysitter's Pathetic Surrender
This is not amateur hour. None of that rookie shit.
- •Inside the Dress-Up Bucket in the craft room, wearing a Darth Vader MaskYoohooooo! Shelby! There's a person inside here! But you'll never know that because you're a QUITTER.
- •Behind a box of Chex CerealIf I wasn't standing in the pantry in plain sight, Shelby just gave up and moved on to the kitchen cabinets like a grade-A MORON
- •Under a pile of dirty clothes in mom & dad's dirty clothes hamperI AM SHELTERED BENEATH DIRTY T-SHIRTS AND UNDERGARMENTS AND YOU SHALL NEVER FIND ME, SHELBY
- •In the laundry room, inside the dryerHidden by the drapey comfort of some fresh sheets, this spot was proven Most Likely to Initiate Shelby's Sorry-Ass Retirement