Hide-n-Seek Hiding Spots That Resulted In My Babysitter's Pathetic Surrender

This is not amateur hour. None of that rookie shit.
  1. Inside the Dress-Up Bucket in the craft room, wearing a Darth Vader Mask
    Yoohooooo! Shelby! There's a person inside here! But you'll never know that because you're a QUITTER.
  2. Behind a box of Chex Cereal
    If I wasn't standing in the pantry in plain sight, Shelby just gave up and moved on to the kitchen cabinets like a grade-A MORON
  3. Under a pile of dirty clothes in mom & dad's dirty clothes hamper
    I AM SHELTERED BENEATH DIRTY T-SHIRTS AND UNDERGARMENTS AND YOU SHALL NEVER FIND ME, SHELBY
  4. In the laundry room, inside the dryer
    Hidden by the drapey comfort of some fresh sheets, this spot was proven Most Likely to Initiate Shelby's Sorry-Ass Retirement