Boston-Area Craigslist edition
  1. "Large size condoms"
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    Magnums. They're called magnums.
  2. "Handmade bible stand"
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    What would your mother say if she knew about this?
  3. "FREE empty DVD cases"
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    Oh thank god. I was wondering where I'd be able to find those.
  4. "Free cat food - Fancy Feast (wet)"
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    I prefer Fancy Feast (dry), but thanks for the offer.
  5. "Free chick/chicken shopping boxes"
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    For all your chicken shipping needs.
  6. "Two decorative flasks from Siberia"
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    As Selina Meyer would say, "that's like using a croissant as a fucking dildo. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess."
  7. "Box of coarse bubble wrap"
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    Kinky
  8. "Trashy romance novels"
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    No additional info provided; use your imagination.
  9. "No back sofa"
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    'Sofa' seems a little ambitious, don't ya think?
  10. "Free boulders"
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    JACKPOT
  11. "Leather couch for man cave or playroom"
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    Gotta love the cognitive dissonance
  12. "500 egg trays"
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    On today's episode of Hoarders...