I Wouldn't Buy That Even If It Were Free!
Boston-Area Craigslist edition
- •"Large size condoms"Magnums. They're called magnums.
- •"Handmade bible stand"What would your mother say if she knew about this?
- •"FREE empty DVD cases"Oh thank god. I was wondering where I'd be able to find those.
- •"Free cat food - Fancy Feast (wet)"I prefer Fancy Feast (dry), but thanks for the offer.
- •"Free chick/chicken shopping boxes"For all your chicken shipping needs.
- •"Two decorative flasks from Siberia"As Selina Meyer would say, "that's like using a croissant as a fucking dildo. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess."
- •"Box of coarse bubble wrap"Kinky
- •"Trashy romance novels"No additional info provided; use your imagination.
- •"No back sofa"'Sofa' seems a little ambitious, don't ya think?
- •"Free boulders"JACKPOT
- •"Leather couch for man cave or playroom"Gotta love the cognitive dissonance
- •"500 egg trays"On today's episode of Hoarders...