JUST CALL ME SWITZERLAND WHEN IT COMES TO...
a few things about which I am completely *neutral*
- •The concept of brunchFinger sandwiches can burn in a dumpster fire, but omelette bars give me life
- •LostBeautiful, tortured, garbage humans on a beautiful, tortured, garbage island
- •Summer OlympicsSubjectively inferior to the Winter Olympics, but still objectively badass
- •One DirectionThese are young men with pomade in their hair who also happen to sing
- •Bloody MarysIt's vodka, yes, but it's also tomato juice soooooo
- •Kids with iPadsThis is humanity now
- •SandwichesBread has the potential to be both the savior and the downfall of this meat-and-cheese-delivery-vehicle
- •TurtlenecksThis is a shirt that makes you look like a warm turtle. Is that cool or bizarre? Unsure.
- •CruisesOnly as great as the people with whom you are cruising
- •HummusA food into which I can dunk carrots. Okay.
- •Diet CokeThis is but a drink at the heart of much nutritional controversy
- •BirkenstocksOverpriced, comfortable footwear that somehow manages to seem worth the $$