Likely Causes Of Human Demise
I can't see the future, but I'm pretty sure I'm not wrong...
- •Mutant strawberriesMore likely to overthrow humans than aliens are, in my opinion.
- •Protein PowderI'm fairly sure this is a toxic cocktail of arsenic and anthrax, but no one can be certain.
- •Self-Driving CarsI'm experiencing a great deal tertiary anxiety re: this subject due to everyone else's concerns.
- •IncompetenceA catch-all term that encompasses mindless aggression, oppression, pollution, lack of appreciation for climate change, hunger for power, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL