Likely Causes Of Human Demise

I can't see the future, but I'm pretty sure I'm not wrong...
  1. Mutant strawberries
    More likely to overthrow humans than aliens are, in my opinion.
  2. Protein Powder
    I'm fairly sure this is a toxic cocktail of arsenic and anthrax, but no one can be certain.
  3. Self-Driving Cars
    I'm experiencing a great deal tertiary anxiety re: this subject due to everyone else's concerns.
  4. Incompetence
    A catch-all term that encompasses mindless aggression, oppression, pollution, lack of appreciation for climate change, hunger for power, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL