SERIAL KILLER BEHAVIOR

Performing any of the following actions will make me 122% more likely to believe that you may, in fact, be a serial killer.
  1. Choosing the middle seat on airplanes
  2. Calling Kleenex "facial tissues"
  3. Snacking on toasted white bread with unsalted butter
  4. Advocating for the utilization of finely pruned shrubbery in Western landscaping
  5. Owning a pickup truck for use in a large metropolitan area
  6. Stocking up on firewood during the summer months
  7. Procuring a hefty collection of fine antique bird cages
  8. Pruning bonsai trees in soft indoor lighting
  9. Having a perfectly organized Tupperware drawer
  10. Eating hamburgers without ketchup, mustard, or mayo