THINGS I'D RATHER BE DOING THAN STUDYING FOR MY MCAT

#dead
  1. Attending Bible Study at a MegaChurch
  2. Watching re-runs of Grease Live™
  3. Sleeping on a mattress made of cacti
  4. Eating microwave cake from a burlap-wrapped mason jar at some boho chic wedding
  5. Discussing Infinite Jest with some asshole who just graduated from Swarthmore with a B.A. in English Lit
  6. Listening to people drone on about "native landscapes"
  7. Pretending to laugh at bad stand-up on a first date