#dead
  1. Attending Bible Study at a MegaChurch
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  2. Watching re-runs of Grease Live™
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  3. Sleeping on a mattress made of cacti
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  4. Eating microwave cake from a burlap-wrapped mason jar at some boho chic wedding
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  5. Discussing Infinite Jest with some asshole who just graduated from Swarthmore with a B.A. in English Lit
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  6. Listening to people drone on about "native landscapes"
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  7. Pretending to laugh at bad stand-up on a first date
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