1. Kayak to the gym?
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  2. Jet ski down the bayou?
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  3. Give sailing a try?
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  4. Practice backstroke on the way to class?
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  5. Get sucked into a swirling vortex while swimming to my car?
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  6. Grab a few beers and float down this newly formed river?
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  7. Re-create that obnoxious scene from the Titanic on the hood of this car?
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  8. Build an ark?
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  9. Dress up like a mermaid and live out my childhood fantasies?
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  10. Attempt to paddle board without looking like this asshole?
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  11. Seek shelter within these sculptures' body cavities?
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