THINGS I MIGHT DO DURING TODAY'S EPIC FLOOD

  1. Kayak to the gym?
  2. Jet ski down the bayou?
  3. Give sailing a try?
  4. Practice backstroke on the way to class?
  5. Get sucked into a swirling vortex while swimming to my car?
  6. Grab a few beers and float down this newly formed river?
  7. Re-create that obnoxious scene from the Titanic on the hood of this car?
  8. Build an ark?
  9. Dress up like a mermaid and live out my childhood fantasies?
  10. Attempt to paddle board without looking like this asshole?
  11. Seek shelter within these sculptures' body cavities?