WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?

  1. Bowls of glass that produce FIRE
    Commonly found in front of upscale Japanese restaurants and in rich folks' backyards. These amaze me and are most definitely SORCERY🔮
  2. I Can't Believe it's Not Butter™
    But how is this actually NOT butter? Had me fooled. SORCERY I SAY! ⚡️
  3. Miniature horses
    Too adorable to be a product of this realm. This is sorcery, friends. 🔮
  4. Airplanes
    Still amazed by these. Still confused about the physics behind them. Still 100% sure that sorcery is the reason.
  5. Cacti
    Do not require water for survival; can grow in tiny mason jars at hipsters' weddings OR in the middle of the Sonoran Desert. SORCERY!
  6. Waterproof Band-Aids
    Unsure of the science behind these, but they're virtually indestructible. Bound to be sorcery.