CURRENT CELEBRITY CRUSHES
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I can't explain them sometimes. I don't have a type. But DAMN, HI.
- •Evan Peters"Hi I'm dead, wanna make out?" I hate that he's dating Emma Roberts, who has beat the shit out of him. He seems like a good guy to watch tv and drink beer with.
- •CJ WilsonHe pitches baseballs of love into my heart.
- •Idris ElbaHAVE YOU SEEN LUTHER?! HAVE YOU EVER LIVED?! Him and Alice... I get so warm.
- •Matt KempCan't support the Dodgers or Padres, but I can support Matt Kemp in his field of dreams.
- •Aziz AnsariThe "sexy" Master of None scenes. Also he's smart and funny, and Tom Haverford is amazing.
- •Maybe awkward because he's on List. But.... dude makes me FLUSTERED. I don't care if he's dressed as a clown or being a douche on Ballers (have you watched Ballers? I don't even like football and I love Ballers), he's fiiiiiiiine.
- •Scott CallawayFrom Income Property on HGTV. Canadian. Builds shit. Arms. Cares about getting you the best rent for your income property.
- •Mike ColterLuke Cage and Jessica Jones are SO FUN TO WATCH.
- •Jamie DornanNot because of 50 shades. Have you watched The Fall? Sure, he's a serial killer and all but he's so good at it!
- •Reid ScottVeep is the best show of all time.
- •Jason ManzouktasHeynongman! His voice alone is too much. He's brilliant and hilarious and I love his white Oxford shirts.
- •Jason MamoaI guess I'm into the Jasons.
- •Mark DuplassThe League, Togetherness, Mindy Project.... My heart.
- •Eka DarvilleMalcom is a social worker on Jessica Jones... Can't argue with my social worker love.
- •Bokeem WoodbineHe plays such a bad guy on this season of Fargo! Why am I so into it?! Mike Milligan is so confident. Maybe that's it.
- •Patrick WilsonDeputy Solverson. Such a nice guy. Good husband. Great dad. Also PW was good in that one episode of Girls.