I'm smart, but... am I? Write this shit on your van and I'd consider taking a look inside.
  1. FREE BREAKFAST
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  2. PUPPIES IN NEED OF PETTING
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  3. TACO TRUCK
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  4. REVOLUTIONARY WAR MEMORABILIA
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  5. SECRETS
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  6. PANCAKES
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  7. SANDRA BULLOCK
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  8. FREE PENS
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  9. I bet you don't have what it takes to get inside this van
    Suggested by @tombatten
  10. Mobile Karaoke
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    Suggested by @cordeliane
  11. There is no offer in the universe valuable enough. There is no penalty sever enough. I will not enter.
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    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  12. Netflix connection
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    Suggested by @MichaelRose