HOW TO LURE ME INTO THIS VAN

I'm smart, but... am I? Write this shit on your van and I'd consider taking a look inside.
  1. FREE BREAKFAST
  2. PUPPIES IN NEED OF PETTING
  3. TACO TRUCK
  4. REVOLUTIONARY WAR MEMORABILIA
  5. SECRETS
  6. PANCAKES
  7. SANDRA BULLOCK
  8. FREE PENS
  9. I bet you don't have what it takes to get inside this van
    Suggested by   @tombatten
  10. Mobile Karaoke
    Suggested by   @cordeliane
  11. There is no offer in the universe valuable enough. There is no penalty sever enough. I will not enter.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  12. Netflix connection
    Suggested by   @MichaelRose