@brittscott and I thought of this. Here's who is on my shit list.
- •Donald TrumpHe's a hater and a loser.
- •This chick who ruined my friend's party company.She stole the clients and spread lies about my friend. She's my arch nemesis.
- •The barista at Starbucks who always thinks I'm lying about having a free drink.It says so right here, why are you so skeptical? I only want a grande blonde roast coffee with room. I don't want a trenta frappacino. I GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT THIS.
- •A professor of mineShe thinks she's such hot shit. But she's NOT. Also she's terrible at understanding what I mean. And she laughed at me when I cried one time.
- •This kid Tim from elementary school.He was my friend at first then started talking about my tits to his other friends. I developed boobs really early! I was so self conscious of them! He would look at me in class and just STARE at my boobs. THIS IS RAPE CULTURE!
- •Bevvers from Broad CityJust go home already dude. You're the worst.
- •My moms cousinCONSTANTLY posting on FB about hating Planned Parenthood and loving guns and Trump.
- •My ex boyfriend TrevorHe was an awful dude. He told me I wasn't fun, or pretty, or smart. I believed him because I was terribly insecure. He cheated on me with his ex, and justified it by saying I wasn't attractive enough. Seriously, fuck that dude. He's married now and I feel so sorry for his wife!
- •The guy who cut me off earlier todayY r u so mean?
- •The old lady who took 10 samples for herself at CostcoI was incredulous.