THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)
Inspired by @Fitz, I thought I had lost my chance but then @combatdavey got the ball got rolling again!
- •What is your favorite word?Crisp
- •What is your least favorite word?Fungus
- •What turns you on?Sense of humor, the ability to talk about important shit, self awareness, intelligence, people who "get it", nice hands, good hearts.
- •What turns you off?Unaware of own privilege, people who are shitty to servers or bartenders, regularly speaks poorly of exes, condescending, apathetic to the suffering of others.
- •Favorite curse word?Fuck. It can be used in so many ways and just sounds so crisp (crisp!).
- •What sound or noise do you love?When the windshield wipers wipe away rain, belly laughs, crunchy leaves, the sound of being underwater in the ocean.
- •What sound do you hate?People chewing with their mouths open, loud shrieking screams, gross sounds that kids make (they're always making gross sounds, I love kids but they're so gross sometimes).
- •What profession (other than your own) would you like to attempt?Comedian
- •Why profession would you not want to do?The President of the US
- •If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?You know that I could see you whenever you winked at your dog, right? It's alright, here, the ice cream here doesn't give you brain freezes, it gets you drunk.