THINGS I'VE DONE FOR NOT THAT MUCH MONEY

I've had some weird ass jobs
  1. Cleaned eye glasses at an eyeglasses store
    Not that weird, but it was my first job and I made like $6 an hour. I mostly updated my Xanga on the computer. I don't think I ever cleared the history. I was a very naive 14 year old.
  2. Babysat 11 kids at a time
    For $8 an hour. They were all siblings. All homeschooled. Lived in a 3 bedroom house. I want to go back in time and 1) call CPS because they were 100% neglected and 2) tell 15 year old Emily to not do that anymore
  3. Cleaned rich people's houses
    I was really very bad at this. But I was invisible to them and got to listen to D.R.A.M.A from the families, which is one of my favorite things.
  4. Was a Vet assistant
    It was for a week and I was 18 and it was kind of awful
  5. Dressed up as a princess for money outside of the Chinese Manns Theater
    I made $14 for 5 hours of work. It was scary. I was 18. Why was I allowed to do this?
  6. Dressed up like a Bond girl and served appetizers to very rich people
    For 6 hours straight in uncomfortable shoes. I hid in a closet for an hour and no one noticed.
  7. Sold meat
    It was a pop up store for Hickory Farms.
  8. Face painted as a princess
    For ungrateful kids