THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN ADULT
I don't always feel like my brain is fully formed, but when I do I'm usually doing these things
- •Setting up my credit card paymentLike, 2 weeks ahead of time
- •Filling up my gas tank all the wayNot just $5 worth, the entire thing
- •Wearing nice, matching underwearWho am I? Olivia Pope?!
- •Making a phone call to a stranger"Yes hello, I'm also an adult"
- •Signing an email with "Best, Emily Kreider"Best what? What is that even? Something adults do apparently
- •Placing a food order over the phoneSee also: calling a stranger
- •Buying alcoholNothing to see here, just doing something very legal and very normal.
- •Going somewhere that's 21+Again, just a normal adult person who goes places. This is legal. I qualify for this perk.