THOUGHT CHAIN I HAD
While washing my hands
- •This soap looks like jizz.
- •But what if it actually is jizz?
- •It smells like cherry almond soap.
- •Ok but the consistency is so jizzy.
- •What if someone actually went around jacking off into soap dispensers in ladies bathrooms?
- •Honestly seems like something some lost sick dude would do.
- •What if I knew that guy and he was so normal and like, loved rock climbing and had a nice girlfriend who taught yoga.
- •You can't trust anyone these days.
- •Seriously any guy could just jizz into soap dispensers.
- •But this is definitely soap...
- •It lathers too well to be jizz.
- •But then again, I haven't ever tried to lather jizz.
- •Oh well. Such is life.