"A Tom Swifty is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed." I love this game. Let's play!
  1. "This Red Lobster makes me sick." Tom said crabbily.
  2. "I apologize, there's a frog in my throat." Tom croaked.
  3. "Two hot dogs only!" Tom said frankly.
  4. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix wrecked me." Tom said seriously.
  5. "Get the dog off the couch!" Tom barked.
  6. "I am done with conservatives and liberals!" Tom said independently.
  7. "Black coffee, hot." Tom said smugly.
  8. "Clowns aren't scary at all!" Tom jested.
  9. "I can't go sailing, I get seasick." Tom said sternly.
  10. "I wish there were a great compendium of Tom Swifties that I could pull up on my phone right now," Tom said Listlessly
    Suggested by @agard
  11. "The Sorcerer's Stone is obviously the best Harry Potter book." Tom trolled.
    Apparently all I want to write are HP puns.
  12. "This music could definitely be turned down a notch." Tom thought aloud.
  13. "This branch can't hold all of us!" Tom snapped.
  14. "I can't believe I'm one of Voldemort's Horcruxes," Harry thought soulfully
    Suggested by @agard
  15. "This wire is exposed!!" Tom exclaimed, shocked.
    Suggested by @mirthnuts
  16. I'm dying to see you Jim croaked
    Suggested by @notme
  17. "The squeaky wheel gets the grease" Kiki screeched
    Suggested by @notme
  18. "There was not a dry eye" Toby cried.
    Suggested by @notme
  19. "One in the hand is worth 2 in the bush" JoJo repeated.
    Suggested by @notme
  20. "No Spring chicken" , she cackled!
    Suggested by @notme
  21. "Where there is smoke there is fire" , Ginger fumed.
    Suggested by @notme
  22. "Who's Cher?" , Tom asked cluelessly
    Suggested by @LeahHaydock
  23. "This infinitive should not be split," said Tom knowingly.
    Suggested by @ourweho
  24. "I would have added more cheese" , said Tom gratingly
    Suggested by @LeahHaydock
  25. "On Wednesdays, we wear pink' ,Tom stated meanly
    Suggested by @LeahHaydock
  26. "Fire alarm!!!", shrilled Tom
    Suggested by @LeahHaydock
  27. "My throat is so sore" Tom said Horsely.
    Suggested by @hjgjhhh
  28. "Would you like a ride in my ambulance?" asked Tom hospitably.
    Suggested by @amieshmamie
  29. "Conan O'Brian is my favorite late night host!" Tom said gingerly.
    Suggested by @hjgjhhh