Trying to look busy during this drive to the airport.
- •Why do my eyebrows or eyelashes sometimes get weird in the morning?Did they have a bad night?
- •Why is my current Uber driver bad at driving?This is your job. I want to puke. It's going to happen in your car and it's going to be your fault.
- •Why is San Francisco so much more expensive than LA?It's ridiculous you guys.
- •Why do some lists get more likes than others?Sometimes I think a list is gold but it turns out only 12 other people think that. Other times I think a list is shit and it'll get way more likes than it deserves.
- •When will all the trash take over the earth?I think about trash a lot. It scary.
- •Why did my Uber driver just put up my window when clearly I'm going to barf in his Acura?Dude, I'm paying you a HIGH amount. Please respect me.
- •Where have all the cowboys gone?
- •Can we all agree that dogs who nonstop lick you are super annoying?
- •Why do people not maintain proper nail care?Looking at you, small handed but long nailed Uber driver...
- •How do cars not smash into one another all the damn time?
- •I'm going to puke.Not even a question anymore.