WHEN YOU GET A CALL...

From your doctors office...
  1. To remind you that you're due for a pap.
  2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  3. I literally (LITERALLY) passed out last time because the asshole dude gyno made me bleed a ton.
  4. And I'm traumatized.
  5. Even though that was my only bad pap experience.