MY MOST RECENT GOOGLES, RANKED BY EMBARRASSMENT

  1. 1.
    "SNL Donald Trump"
    Not embarrassing
  2. 2.
    "Dog lollipops"
    My dog likes to lick everybody, so I was thinking people should make lollipops for dogs instead. This phrase only gave me lollipops that are shaped like dogs but meant for humans.
  3. 3.
    "Lollipops for dogs"
    Better results because more of them were meant to be consumed by dogs, but not actually lollipops.
  4. 4.
    My own name
    Found out that somebody else had the same name. Was devastated. For so long, I thought I was the only one.
  5. 5.
    "Types of poop"
    Sometimes I'm just curious.