MY MOST RECENT GOOGLES, RANKED BY EMBARRASSMENT
- •"SNL Donald Trump"Not embarrassing
- •"Dog lollipops"My dog likes to lick everybody, so I was thinking people should make lollipops for dogs instead. This phrase only gave me lollipops that are shaped like dogs but meant for humans.
- •"Lollipops for dogs"Better results because more of them were meant to be consumed by dogs, but not actually lollipops.
- •My own nameFound out that somebody else had the same name. Was devastated. For so long, I thought I was the only one.
- •"Types of poop"Sometimes I'm just curious.