Thoughts While Watching the Bachelorette

  1. I can't believe I'm watching this.
  2. I always sort of low key judged the people who watched this show
  3. It's just so fake and scripted, how can anyone take it seriously?
  4. Wait am I really already on episode three?
  5. How did THAT happen?
  6. Oh, Jojo. Don't go for that guy. He is NOT good for you.
  7. Are they about to get into an actual fight? Will there be actual violence?
  8. How does Jojo's hair always look so perfect?
  9. This can't be real. Are all of these guys actors?
  10. Maybe they genuinely love her...
  11. I CANT MAKE UP MY MIND.
  12. All I know is I can't stop watching.
  13. This is even more dramatic than Game of Thrones.
  14. WHO WILL GET THE FINAL ROSE????