5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

Random pretty much sums up my personality, so I figured I could fuck with this list.
  1. My dog > all other dogs. And his name is Chaucer because he is refined as fuck.
  2. The traffic in Maryland is a beast, but I love this view, so I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.
  3. The socks of a grown man.
  4. I'm an incredible aunt and that pony is result of a very expensive trip to build a bear. Obviously worth it ❤️
  5. I have a file of quotes that hit me because I relate to them. This one is from @john. Not one of his most profound statements, but definitely one that's true.