It's irrational, but we've all been there...
  1. Oh shit. I'm a day late. I'm definitely pregnant.
  2. But I've been really stressed out lately, right? That has to be why.
  3. Fuck. I'm definitely pregnant.
  4. But I have a new coworker so we're probably just syncing up.
  5. Damn. I'm fucking pregnant.
  6. I know it's after Labor Day, but if I wear a pair of white pants today, it's definitely gonna come.
  7. HOW DID THAT NOT WORK????? FML THERE'S NO WAY I'M NOT PREGNANT.
  8. I swear I'm gonna kill this man for doing this to me. I know it takes two but I'm allowed to be totally irrational right now because the fucker got me pregnant!
  9. Wakes up in the middle of the night....
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  10. Next day: ugh. I wouldn't have to deal with this shit if I were pregnant.