1. My dog could text me when I leave him alone
    "You alright?" "I'm gonna have to pee in about 45 minutes but take your time!"
  2. Queso is included in every meal
    In places outside of Texas
  3. I look cute in a romper
    Ditto to a high waisted swimsuit
  4. I would never have to drive again
  5. It would rain on days where I just want to marathon netflix
    Match the weather to my laziness level
  6. Avocados would always be at perfect ripeness
  7. My hair would grow really really quickly so I could experiment with different hairstyles but not stress if I hated it
  8. I always have a cool manicure
    That never chips
  9. No voicemails