QUESTIONABLE THINGS I HAVE EATEN IN THE PAST 72 HOURS

  1. Leftover Thai shrimp salad
  2. Grilled cheese
    With Kraft singles (too many)
  3. Carne asada burrito
  4. Half a bag of Original Goldfish
  5. Two slices of bread that expired 6/22
    They were toasted though?
  6. Roll of SweeTarts that I found broken in my backpack
    I ate the ones exposed to my backpack pocket
  7. An old Kind bar
    It tasted kind of musty