Thoughts the Person Behind Me on This Plane Is Probably Having
- •Sliding down in my seat so my knees push hard into the seat in front of me is the only way to find the two straps of my seatbelt.
- •I wonder what's in the very bottom of this seat pocket.
- •I bet I can fit my laptop and my book in the seat pocket if I use enough force.
- •I'm going to show this tray table who's boss.
- •Everyone loves the smell of antibacterial gel from Bath & Bodyworks. People should be applauding me.