Thoughts the Person Behind Me on This Plane Is Probably Having

  1. Sliding down in my seat so my knees push hard into the seat in front of me is the only way to find the two straps of my seatbelt.
  2. I wonder what's in the very bottom of this seat pocket.
  3. I bet I can fit my laptop and my book in the seat pocket if I use enough force.
  4. I'm going to show this tray table who's boss.
  5. Everyone loves the smell of antibacterial gel from Bath & Bodyworks. People should be applauding me.