1. Slept on the couch
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  2. Implemented and enforced a strict no skin to skin contact rule
  3. Strongly considered cutting a hole in a sheet to have sex without breaking the aforementioned rule
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  4. Wrapped himself up like a burrito and told me I was allowed to touch him through the sheet
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  5. Impressively evaded my touch when I've forgotten the rules
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  6. Gotten visibly upset when I've coughed/blown my nose anywhere in his vicinity
  7. Refused to kiss me (obviously)