THINGS I REGRET DOING LAST NIGHT

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  1. Chasing shots with red wine
  2. Finishing the bottle of red wine
  3. Falling in Niama
    This was supposed to be the pregame bar lmao
  4. Spending 6 of my 10 euro on a burrito
  5. Getting said burrito all over the bathroom
    Found remnants in the bidet this morning
  6. Falling asleep pants down ass up on the bathroom floor
    I will not be posting the pic