I'm from Lancaster County but you might know it better as Amish paradise (thanks Weird Al).
  1. Intercourse
    YES- this is for real, and not to mention a popular hot spot for tourists visiting Amish country. You'll probably find an Amish souvenir shop selling "I ❤️ Intercourse" tshirts. (oh the irony)
  2. Blue Ball
  3. Bird in Hand
  4. Paradise
    When giving directions I often catch myself saying, "To get to Paradise you have to go through Intercourse first." WHO NAMED THESE TOWNS???
  5. A town formerly called "Sexmoan."
    Suggested by @mignac