WHY MY MOM IS MORE OF A TEENAGER THAN ME
I'm 17. She's 49
- •She texts her friends 24/7The last time I texted someone was 6 days ago
- •She loves pop and rap musicWHO IS FETTY WAP????? I seriously have no idea.
- •She's obsessed with Nutella...and I hate it and can't figure out why almost every teenager loves it.
- •She procrastinates with everythingMeanwhile I'm sitting here doing my calc homework that hasn't technically been assigned yet
- •Her bedroom is a hot messShe has clothes scattered all around the floor and her bed is never made (while I clean & vacuum my room almost every other day). Is it ironic that I tell HER to clean her room??
- •She persuades us to have popcorn for dinner and eat ice cream out of the tub for dessertTypical food of a teenage girl who just broke up with her boyfriend.
- •She uses acronyms like LOL and baeShe also says chillax a lot but I don't know if people my age actually say that