Super weird things I do only in December

  1. Feel so pleased by how festive my kitchen twine is that I take a picture of a raw chicken thinking it might be good for instagram
    I did not post it because the vegetables look "sad"
  2. Put a sprig of rosemary and some cranberries in my glass of boxed wine and pretend I'm at a classy holiday party
  3. Make more pies in one day than there are people in my house, for no specific reason
  4. Yell "it's Christmas!" at people, at least a few times a day
    It's not Christmas
  5. Pick a fight with my boyfriend more than one time because he doesn't think Christmas Vacation is a Classic Film
  6. That last one is the worst one
    Because I know it's not but I can't help myself