Super weird things I do only in December
- •Feel so pleased by how festive my kitchen twine is that I take a picture of a raw chicken thinking it might be good for instagramI did not post it because the vegetables look "sad"
- •Put a sprig of rosemary and some cranberries in my glass of boxed wine and pretend I'm at a classy holiday party
- •Make more pies in one day than there are people in my house, for no specific reason
- •Yell "it's Christmas!" at people, at least a few times a dayIt's not Christmas
- •Pick a fight with my boyfriend more than one time because he doesn't think Christmas Vacation is a Classic Film
- •That last one is the worst oneBecause I know it's not but I can't help myself