HOW I PLAN ON BECOMING LIST APP FAMOUS
- •Sexual promiscuity
- •Begging @bjnovak to notice me
- •Hiring a hit manOr 2 if the first one doesn't work out
- •Switching my major to creative writing to find "my inner voice"
- •The magic words"please" and "thank you" is what got j.law an Oscar, right
- •Sacrificing all my time, energy and revenue to become a better listerLol who am I kidding its Girl Scout cookie season I'm gonna be broke and balls deep in thin mints this month